Another Subsection of Kristianity

My Thoughts of Christian Bookstores etc... have really been quite beneficial for me. I've discovered my inner "entrepeneur."

I'm going to open up a grocery store. It'll be called "Never Go Hungry." We'll sell select times. Only those which are deemed "spiritual" or Kocher. My store will include the following items:

- Bread of Life, Bread of Heaven, Our Daily Bread (This will allow for the variety of grains of flour). I'm currently also working on a recipe for Manna, so keep your eyes open.
- Living Water and other drinks such as "Spirit Spritz" and "SonnyG."
- Fruit of the Spirit. This will include "SonKissed" Oranges. (Since we all know that the forbidden fruit that Adam and Eve ate was an Apple...we will not allowed to be sold IN the store, but they may be purchased at the Fruit Stand just outside the door.
- All Meats will be the finest and we ensure our customers that they will be without blemish.
- Fish will come with your Tax Payment. (While Supplies Last).
- At the Check-Out Stands we will serve those Testamints that they currently sell at Christian Books Stores.
- Philedelphia Cream Cheese: we already have the commercials going for us, we might as well use them.
- Customers will receive a Free, complimentary WWJE? bracelet. (What Would Jesus Eat?).
- Also, please note that the store will collect 10% of each purchase which will either be given to the local Food Bank or put back on the shelves...whichever is most convenient.