This is from last April...apparently I"m a little behind.

So something that I've noticed about Gus is that he is fully developed - not in all aspects of maturity, but certainly he is physically developed. All physical aspects are there and accounted for. Even tho he is a child, he practices...in the hopes that one day, one day, he will be able to succeed and be able to pass on a little bit of himself to the next generation. Well, Gus has met Froggie - a black and white spotted wonder. A 14 year old Border Collie and Rottie mix. The ol' girl is proud, because clearly, she's still got it. Gus likes to sit close and nuzzle into the back of her neck - quite cute and quite endearing. He's a man that likes to cuddle. When Gus looks at Froggie, it's her long, slender legs that he is probably the most attracted to. A part of this might have to do with the fact that he is indeed a little man, and she is large, but ALL WOMAN. Gus dreams about her lovely legs and dreams of one day being able to help produce offspring with similar features. Which, might account for his attempt to consumate his relationship with the side of her front leg. Being a mature woman, she tolerates his feable attempts, mildly amused at his lack of knowledge but also feeling comforted by the warmth of his breath in her neck. Gus, not being a particularly dumb dog realizes his mistake and gradually makes his way down her side to the rear. "The tail," Gus thinks, "Now that is hot!!" Wrapping his paws around the tail, securing it between his front paws, Gus tries again. And with little wonder, he attempts with very little success. He's aware of his role in the process of puppy development, but seems confused as to the mechanics of it all. I see Gus and think "Babies shouldn't be having babies, particularly those who are not ashamed to be craddled in front of their women." But it is clear that at some point Gus and I need to sit down...stay... and have "the talk" as it's clear someone has been feeding him the wrong information.