Education of Albertan children should probably look like this:
1) Randy has the mineral rights to 4 properties and would like to build 7 oil-rigs but only has the money to build 5. How many oil-rigs can Randy build?
2) The distance between Fort Mac and Nisku is 537 km. Travelling at 130kms per hour... how fast can Fred make it back to pick up his paycheck.
3) Chuck has just finished 2 weeks on and is ready for 2 weeks off. He has just received his paycheck... he will A) spend it on drugs B) spend it on his truck C) spend it on women or D) all of the above.
4) 500 ducks are killed when they landed on a recent oil spill. Does Stelmach A) Chuck them under a bush B) Alert the media C) Send them to a landfill or D) Ignore the issue.
5) True or False. After a site is useless, a rusty oilrig can be used as a lovely planter and positively contributes to the environment.
6) It is cold and you tired of the 7-month long winter. Do you A) Go somewhere hot and tropical and put it on your credit card because you already gambled away your paycheck B) Install a new hot-tub in all of your bathrooms. C) Idle your vehicle even more to encourage global warming. D) Move to a Middle Eastern country where you can still dig for oil but don't have to endure the long, cold winters.
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