Warning: PG13

BoCC: Today I touched a nice piece of ass. I was surprised it wasn't a hard ass, but rather it was soft because it was a small, but hairy ass. I should note that I didn't kick ass -because that would be wrong. I have also concluded that since I didn't see any ass-holes, that they must be a myth because that one wandered around the field, there were no crevasses that I could see: and I spent 12 hours there so I'm sure that if there was one, I would have noticed.