Apparently...I "got told"

Yes, it has been a while. Things have been busy...my apologies.

So here are a few of my favorite things on of the kids I worked with has come out with:

Kid: I think I want to have my body creamed.
Me: Sorry??? (thinking in my head, there is no way I'm slathering this kid with lotion).
Kid: Yeah, I want to have my body creamed.
Me: What do you mean?
Kid: Ya know when you die? I want to have my body creamed.
Me: I think you're meaning cremated...


Today:

Kid: This sub is so good. I didn't even have to pull it out of the garbage...it was in the fridge!!!