Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Prayers of a Dog.

I had read this a while ago...so I'm going by memory.

"Dear God - If a dog barks his head off in a forest and there are no humans to hear him, is he still a bad dog?"

"Dear God - If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?"

"Dear God - When I get to heaven, will I get my testicles back?"

"Are there mailmen in heaven, and if so, will I have to apologize?"

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