Hometown Pride

Normally I dig in my heels and balk at the thought of coming from a hick town. But lately, I've been feeling a sense of pride. Because really, sometimes hicks can be quite comical. For instance, I'm pretty sure that we have the most Mullets per capita. That gives me a full sense of pride. Another thing - apparently, citizens were walking around town shooting crows with their shotguns. I just hope they shot the Magpies while they were at it.